HELL WANTS YOU
Congratulations! You've been selected for a very important occupational position at 666 5th St, Modesto, California.
We understand someone of your current occupation is overvalued, and we wanted to offer you a critical position at our company. Someone of your caliber and skillset is the perfect fit for our team, and we already know you would be honored to humbly accept the role.
We’ll be expecting you,
The Office of Lord Mephisto
REPORT FOR DUTY In
Which department do
you belong in?
Jam out to some specially
hand-picked TRACKS
